Sunday, October 28, 2012

Let's All Just Agree It's the Worst Thing Ever

Fall is my favorite time of year, but it has one major flaw.  Every October a metric shit load of candy corn crawls forth from the bowels of Hell to infect every desk, counter, and coffee table like an evil, high fructose plague.  Have you ever heard somebody say, "Candy corn is my favorite!"?  No.  Because candy corn is disgusting.  It is an embarrassment to both candy and corn.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.


Nate said...

I am in complete agreement with you on this. However my wife is in love with these things. Figures right? I have been lucky so far this year and a bag has not appeared. But I feel like this is also a Thanksgiving thing.

Marie Muenchow said...

If cancer were candy, it would be candy corn.