Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Dos Equis Does Not Have the Market Cornered


Here are some additional contenders for the most interesting person in the world:

--Abraham Lincoln
Freed the slaves, devastatingly handsome

--The blind girl from college
Walked around campus with blind people accessories (stick, sunglasses, messy hair), but shopped alone at the mall; clearly up to something 

--My dad
Used to be a commercial crab fisherman in Alaska, accidentally lived in Hawaii one summer, buried the same dead dog twice

--Vincent van Gogh
Good with a paintbrush, amputated own ear as gift to a prostitute, obvious romantic


2 comments:

Megan Angermeyr said...

I say blind girl and your dad are in a tie...

Marie Muenchow said...

Yeah. I guess I'm just a sucker for Lincoln's cheekbones.