Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Security Breach


The building I live in is haunted. There's this guy on my floor who is undoubtedly a ghost. He's strange, and quiet, and never makes eye contact with anyone. I've ridden the elevator with him almost every morning for the past four years, and he has only spoken to me twice. So he is obviously the spirit of dead man. Obviously.

And his powers must be getting stronger because he's not just lurking around his own apartment anymore.

One night a little while back, the boyfriend was sitting in the living room watching tv, when all of a sudden the dog perked up and starting barking like a crazy person. That's when he saw a figure out on the balcony. The boyfriend jumped up and threw open the door, ready to protect his cave I guess. Luckily, he recognized the mysterious intruder before throwing a punch and ending up in jail or something.

Yup. It was our weird ghost neighbor. He walked in, mumbled something about his keys, walked right past the boyfriend, and went down the hallway and out the door.

Weirdest breaking and entering ever.


4 comments:

apartment-wife.com said...

weirdest thing ever, or best dinner conversation? i can imagine some pretty funny impressions of this ghost man :)

Marie Muenchow said...

It was so strange! I rode the elevator with him the very next day, and he didn't say a word about it.

Laura Darling said...

AHHH that is so weird! Gave me the chills!

Andrea @ Love is... said...

Haha! That is super weird!