Got Off Your High Seahorse

Is it just me, or are dolphins kind of the jerks of the sea? They've always struck me as conceited bastards. I think it might be those smug smiles.

"I'm so smart. Watch me do all these sweet tricks. Did you see that flip? Yeah, that wasn't even hard for me. A fish? No, man, I am not a fish. I mean, yeah I have fins and live under the sea and all that, but I'm not a fish. If you call me that, you'll look so stupid. I never look stupid. Everything I do makes me look so smart and awesome. Watch me do these sweet tricks."








Yes, these are the things I think about.