Thankful Thinking - Part Two

I really enjoy drinking, but I am just so bad at it. Fortunately, there are a handful of people who are really good at "Drunk Marie." I cannot tell you how thankful I am that they are in my life.


--My sweet friend, Megan, will always cover you up with a towel when you pass out; whether you're on your friend's front lawn or the bathroom floor of a mansion in Savannah. That also happens to be the extent of her motherly instincts.

--Jess, my bestie since seventh grade, is a champion of throwing up. She will never tease you for getting sick. Bonus: As a nurse she is totally desensitized to gross stuff, so she will always hold your hair for you.

--My old coworker and drinking buddy, Laure, thinks everything is a good idea after she's had a couple of cocktails. She will never talk you out of anything and is the perfect accomplice for committing petty crimes.

--Amy, the twin sister, always makes sure you have something to eat before bed. And it is almost always nachos or Doritos.


I hope everyone is lucky enough to have friends like these.