I Mean, Even the Clash Couldn't Decide

I used to believe that abortion should be legal until age five. But as I've grown and matured, I see that view may be a little extreme and have softened on the point a little. Now I just think that an easy out clause should accompany every birth, so that either party can opt out of the relationship at any time.

I'm just not that into you.

Like, the baby could just decide, "This really isn't working out for me. I know you're both trying, and I appreciate that, but the chemistry just isn't there. No, please don't cry. I really think this will be best for everyone in the long run. I'll send someone for my things."